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Because I told my gay mormon friend that I did not eat ice cream for breakfast, he assumes I did. And he’s laughing at me. Seriously. I didn’t eat ice cream for breakfast and it especially wasn’t mint chocolate chip. And hypothetically speaking, if I did eat ice cream for breakfast, I spent the whole time wishing it had been peanut butter and chocolate flavor from Baskin Robbins. But I didn’t eat ice cream for breakfast. I had a nutritious meal with all of the food groups represented. My gay mormon friend just told me that chocolate isn’t a food group.